i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
“No.”
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
(via tearsinhereyes)
↳ m: motherfucker needs goddamn videos for his photoshoots
(via minerkaa)
Jensen: I’ll give you 15 seconds to make me laugh. And if I don’t laugh, you’re in bed by ten o’clock. If I do laugh, I’m keepin’ your ass up all night. [x]
(via samspurpletoothbrush)
Happy birthday to the lovely Anna Belknap who turns 41 today!

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
(via carryonwaywardarcher)
#They look like the ‘Choose Your Character’ menu in a video game or something
except Dean’s facing the wrong way?
Dean hasn’t been unlocked yet.
Must acquire 1 Homosexuality to unlock
OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS
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I am Eleanor Webb. I’ve given you my secret. I’ve told you how I live.
(via thehostbrazil)
I heard this great joke on Sims once…
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.
(via theghostoftheneonlight)





